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ritsuka fujimaru - mystic codes

ritsuka is in possession of a number of mystic codes--specially-made items, in her case outfits, imbued with magical energy, making the user capable of quickly casting specific spells. her mystic codes and their abilities (described in both story terms and gameplay mechanic terms) are:

mystic code: chaldea - chaldea’s default uniform for masters.

first aid - moderately heals an ally. (single-target heal.) momentary reinforcement - temporarily increases an ally’s strength. (single-target 1-turn attack buff, increases attack by 50%.) emergency evasion - temporarily allows an ally to dodge all attacks. (single-target 1-turn evade.)

chaldea combat uniform - also known as the plugsuit, a bodysuit worn when rayshifting.

reinforce all - temporarily strengthens the entire party. (1-turn party-wide 30% attack buff.) gandr - a weaker version of the offense-oriented gandr used by rin tohsaka and luviagelita edelfelt, it won’t hurt the opponent, but it will bring their movement to a crawl for a short while. (1-turn stun.) order change - instantly swaps two allies’ locations. (switches a servant in your front line with someone in your back line.)

mage’s association uniform - the uniform of the clock tower, a prestigious school for mages and the center of the mage’s association. ironically, ritsuka’s never been there properly.

heal all - moderately heals all allies, though slightly less than first aid can for a single person. (party-wide heal.) spiritron transfer - gives an ally a moderate boost of magical energy. (single-target 20% ult charge.) command shuffle - we will ignore this one because it’s purely game mechanics in a way that i can’t possibly translate to anything useful here!

atlas academy uniform - the uniform of atlas academy, an insular school for alchemists. ritsuka’s never properly been there either.

dust of osiris - temporarily makes an ally impervious to all wounds. (single-target 1-turn invincibility.) rain of isis - restores an ally to their original condition, excluding injuries. (single-target debuff clear.) eye of medjed - increases an ally’s reaction time. (cuts skill cooldown by 2 turns. single-target.)

anniversary blonde - based on the outfit worn by a certain king of knights in one timeline’s fuyuki, 2004.

mana burst - gives an ally a burst of magical energy, temporarily sharply increasing their strength. (single-target 1-turn 60% buster [heavy damage] buff.) conviction of victory - temporarily increases the party’s perception, allowing them to more accurately strike weak points. (1-turn party-wide crit rate buff. amount varies based on the individual.) knight’s oath - allows one ally to instantly revive upon defeat. (single-target 1-time guts [instant revive] status.)

royal brand - based on the outfit worn by a certain king of knights in one timeline’s fuyuki, 1994.

reaction enhancement - temporarily increases an ally’s speed. (1-turn single-target 50% quick [fast, comparatively light damage] buff.) iron will - temporarily increases an ally’s perception, allowing them to more accurately strike weak points. (1-turn single-target crit rate increase. exact amount varies.) unavoidable strike - temporarily ensures that all of an ally’s attacks land. (1-turn single-target sure hit status [breaks through evade status].)

brilliant summer - even summertime fun is full of chaos at chaldea! this cute orange-and-white striped bikini is no less helpful than any of her other mystic codes.

rumble party -  temporarily increases the party’s speed. (1-turn party-wide 30% quick [fast, comparatively light damage] buff.) sure-kill trident - temporarily ensures that all of an ally’s attacks will deal damage, no matter what. (1-turn single-target ignore invincible status.) sea house shower - heals an ally and gives them a small magical energy boost. (single target heal + 10% ult charge.)

memoria of lunar mare - the uniform of tsukimihara, a virtual high school on the moon from another timeline.

spiritron elevation - temporarily increases an ally’s ability to generate magical energy. (1-turn single-target 50% arts [attack that also greatly increases ult charge] buff.) groundwork for complete victory - temporarily increases the party’s perception, allowing them to more accurately strike weak points. (1-turn party-wide crit rate increase. exact amount varies.) punishment - prevents an enemy from strengthening themself. (single-target 1-time buff block.)

memoria of the far side of the moon - another uniform of tsukimihara.

complete spiritron elevation - temporarily increases the party’s ability to generate magical energy. (1-turn party-wide 30% arts [attack that also greatly increases ult charge] buff.) groundwork for survival - prevents an ally from being weakened. (single-target 1-time debuff block.) down slide - saps an enemy’s magical energy. (lower’s an enemy’s ult gauge by a set percentage based on enemy class.)

fragment of the year 2004 - the uniform of fuyuki’s local high school, homurahara.

code: f - Increases the strength of an ally’s noble phantasm or other ultimate attack. (single-target 1-turn 50% ult buff.) code: u - temporarily increases an ally’s perception, allowing them to more accurately strike weak points. (1-turn single-target crit rate increase. exact amount varies.) code: h - temporarily increases an ally’s ability to generate magical energy. (single-target 1-turn 50% ult charge generation buff.)

arctic region chaldea uniform - a special uniform designed for uninhabitably cold weather. along with the spells described below, it possesses an inherent magical resistance to the cold, so long as it isn’t torn.

purge & restore - heals an ally and restores any damages to their defensive capabilities. (single-target heal + defense debuff clear.) phantasmal reinforcement - temporarily increases an ally’s strength, and further increases their noble phantasm or other ultimate attack’s strength. (single-target 1-turn 40% attack buff + 20% ult buff.) protracted evasion - temporarily grants an ally the ability to dodge any single attack, no matter what it is. (single-target 3-turn 1-time evade status.)

tropical summer - an outfit perfectly suited for the hawaiian vacation they were (not) on when they got it!

blue splash - temporarily increases an ally’s ability to generate magical energy, and further increases their noble phantasm or other ultimate attack’s strength. (1-turn single-target 30% arts [attack that also greatly increases ult charge] buff + 20% ult buff.) supply water - temporarily increases an ally’s perception, allowing them to more accurately strike weak points. (1-turn single-target crit rate increase. exact amount varies.) safety oil - temporarily increases an ally’s ability to preserve their current state and gives them a small amount of magical energy. (1-turn single-target 100% buff removal resist increase + 10% ult charge increase.)

ceremonial new year - a floral-patterned kimono paired with a faux fur shawl, perfect for ringing in the new year (always an eventful affair at chaldea).

first shine - increases the strength of the party’s noble phantasms or other ultimate attacks. (party-wide 1-turn 35% ult buff.) little gift - gives an ally a small amount of magical energy and increases the party’s perception. (single-target 10% ult charge + increases party’s crit rate for one turn.) osechi package - temporarily makes an ally more robust. (single-target 1-turn max hp increase.)

captain chaldea - a spacesuit given to ritsuka when they were dragged into the servant universe by astarte. …don’t think too hard about it.

over charger - increases the strength of an ally’s noble phantasm or other ultimate attack and restores any damages to their offensive capabilities. (single-target 1-turn 50% ult buff + offensive debuff clear.) star blaster - temporarily increases an ally’s strength when striking weak points. (1-turn single-target 50% crit damage buff.) escape pod - temporarily grants an ally the ability to dodge any single attack, no matter what it is, and moderately heals them. (single-target 3-turn 1-time evade status + heal.)

true ether uniform - it also has a way longer name, but let’s just stick with true ether! made for ritsuka’s trip to the seventh singularity in ancient uruk, it has the ability to withstand the absurdly high magical energy concentrations present in the age of gods.

attack simultaneously - temporarily provides a sharp increase to the party’s strength. (1-turn party-wide 35% buster [heavy damage] buff.) threefold therapy - greatly heals an ally over a short time. (single-target heal-per-turn, lasts 3 turns.) mana conversion - gives an ally a small amount of magical energy and temporarily increases an ally’s ability to generate magical energy. (single-target 10% ult charge + 1-turn 40% ult charge generation buff.)

chaldea pathfinder - a scout's outfit, perfect for summer camp! this mystic code is built to endure forested and mountainous terrain.

orienteering - temporarily increases an ally’s speed and Increases the strength of an ally’s noble phantasm or other ultimate attack.. (1-turn single-target 30% quick [fast, comparatively light damage] buff + single-target 1-turn 20% ult buff.) camp fire - temporarily increases an the party’s strength when striking weak points. (1-turn party-wide 30% crit damage buff.) survival kit - removes all ailments from an ally and gives them a small amount of magical energy. (single-target, removes dot effects + 10% ult charge.)

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[dirtytransmasc]

the men and boys are innocent too.

we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.

I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.

I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.

I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.

I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.

the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.

[buttercuparry]

Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.

@/mohammedayesh has posted about getting leaflets, telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.

We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.

Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.

(EDIT: on re-reading my post it seems as if I am dismissing all that the students of universities are doing. I am not. I just meant, since all of it is to help Palestinians, we must not ignore them when they ask for help).

[adobe-outdesign]

recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen

[heritageposts]

The Eurovision song contest is facing intense scrunity and accusations of discrimination after it rebuked Swedish-Palestinian pop star Eric Saade for wearing a Palestinian scarf in the opening act of the semi-finals. Saade, whose father is of Palestinian origin, kicked off the first semi-final of the Eurovision Song Contest in Malmo, Sweden on Tuesday evening with a keffiyeh, a traditional Palestinian and Arab male headdress, wrapped around his wrist. [...] In response, the organisers of the contest, European Broadcasting Union (EBU) released a statement saying it "regretted" that Saade wore the scarf. "The Eurovision Song Contest is a live TV show. All performers are made aware of the rules of the contest, and we regret that Eric Saade chose to compromise the non-political nature of the event," it said. [...] Eurovision later posted clips of the performances of the other two opening acts on its social media pages, but did not share Saade’s, prompting social media users to share the performance on their personal pages to show support for the artist.

Waving Palestinian flags, wearing traditional Palestinian garments, or if we're being honest, just being Palestinian, is now officially "too political" for Eurovision.

Literally, all Saade did was wear a keffiyeh around his wrist—while being Palestinian—and that was enough to get a statement from the EBU, and have his opening performance scrubbed from Youtube.

If you're not already boycotting Eurovision this year, then what the fuck is wrong with you?

Below are two statements from Saade. The first one, giving his reason for participating, was posted a few days ago, and the other was in response to the EBU accusing him of 'compromising the non-political nature' of the Genocide Song Contest:

Reminder again to BOYCOTT EUROVISION 🇵🇸

[hinamie]

10 years later

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030